3X Participation Award Recipient- Hoodie

Congratulations, champ—you didn’t just show up once, you showed up three whole times. That’s basically legendary status in millennial culture. This 3X Participation Award Recipient- Hoodie is your official uniform for half-finished projects, “almost” gym sessions, and surviving yet another Monday meeting.

Soft, cozy, and packed with irony, it’s the wearable equivalent of a certificate your mom stuck on the fridge—only cooler and with fewer spelling errors (okay, maybe just one).

Details:

Unisex relaxed fit — perfect for maxing out on the couch

50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester- soft enough for napping, strong enough for takeout runs

Big, bold text so no one doubts your participation prowess

Guaranteed to make overachievers jealous of your commitment to mediocrity

Because at The Entitled Millennial, trophies are temporary, but hoodies are forever.


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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