Picture it: grandpa in a rocking chair, dropping wisdom straight from TLC. This hoodie captures our future—when bedtime stories sound a lot like late-90s R&B lyrics. Soft, cozy, and unisex, it’s perfect for anyone who grew up on boy bands, flip phones, and the eternal truth: no scrubs allowed.
Unisex fit for every millennial destined to embarrass their grandkids.
Comfy cotton blend that feels like Y2K never happened.
Bold print to outlast your burned CD collection.
Wear it now, laugh about it later—because one day, you’ll be the elder explaining Destiny’s Child like it’s folklore.
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
Each of our product's are made to order, so delivery takes a little longer. Printing on demand helps us cut waste and keep things sustainable—thanks for shopping smart!
