Awkward silences? You don’t just survive them—you thrive in them. The Fluent in Awkward Silence Tee is your new uniform for overthinking, side-eye glances, and dodging small talk in style.
Lightweight cotton that’s soft enough to outlast any cringe moment
Unisex fit—works for introverts, extroverts in denial, and everyone in between
Perfect for first dates, family gatherings, or anywhere words fail you
It’s more than a shirt—it’s a personality trait.
• Unisex
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
