She sets timers, plays your music, and tells you the weather… but can she fix your life? Sadly, no. The Alexa, fix my life- Soft Tee is the next best thing—soft, sarcastic, and painfully relatable for anyone just trying to hold it together.
Lightweight cotton for maximum comfort while your life remains un-updated
Unisex fit—works for procrastinators, multitaskers, and everyone in between
Perfect for errands you’ll avoid, Netflix binges you’ll regret, and to-do lists you’ll ignore
Because if Alexa really could fix your life, you wouldn’t need this shirt. Until then, at least you’ll look good while spiraling.
• Unisex
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
